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Braeden Ostepchuk
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Braeden Ostepchuk

Braeden Ostepchuk

Founder | Engineer | Inventor | Athlete

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Kühler
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Braeden Ostepchuk
About

Against the odds

Founder, engineer, inventor, university valedictorian, NASA competition winner, NCAA national champion, and former pro athlete building technology and resources in the pursuit of uncompromised, superlative Excellence.

Highlights
  • Patented Inventor
  • National Champion
  • Valedictorian
  • College Dropout
On the map

Vagabonding & stuff

La Ciudad PerdidaViennaNew York CityHong KongLake Louise
La Ciudad Perdida

Storybook

Once upon a time...

Personality

Off the record

The Top Shelf

Trait Radar

CHAOSDISCIPLINESARCASMPATIENCECOMPETITIVENESSROMANCE

Rate yourself and see how close you land. Nothing is saved.

Birth chart

Sun
Virgo
Moon
Capricorn
Rising
Aquarius
  • Mercury Virgo
  • Venus Cancer 29°
  • Mars Libra
  • Jupiter Libra 14°
  • Saturn Aquarius 26°
  • Uranus Capricorn 18°
  • Neptune Capricorn 18°
  • Pluto Scorpio 22°
Listen

It breaks my heart

Watch

Hot takes, cold tech

Humans perform better with Kühler
Testimonials

Reviews about nothing

There's a hue
Jerome
Jerome
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
George (Susan) ((Someone))
George (Susan) ((Someone))
Patio furniture's on sale
Assman
Assman
Gotta support the team
Puddy
Puddy
If anybody should be rolling their eyes, it is me, at him, about you
Lainey
Lainey
He wasn't really a sultan. What do you make of that?
Big Stein
Big Stein
Locked

The hero's elixir

is hidden inside the belly of the whale.

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The hero has many faces...

Goals

What I am chasing

Daedalusion ambition

  • Defeat the 2nd law of thermodynamics
  • More inventions than Edison
  • More Pablo than Picasso
Counting down

Orders of magnitude

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Frames

Ariadne's thread

No mask in this masquerade
No mask in this masquerade
Take the very last car of the Eurostar
Take the very last car of the Eurostar
I guess we'll never know
I guess we'll never know
Lost in the city
Lost in the city
Your call

Is a hungry lion...

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